I'M ON VACATION AND DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE AUTO RESPONSE EMAIL

in FACT, i just tried to write a nice thing that said "if you just sent me an order it'll be a week before i can get it out to you because i'm away on vacation, sorry about that" that would go out whenever i get an order, like it's SUPPOSED TO, but it somehow SENT THE DAMN THING TO EVERYONE WHO HAS WRITTEN ME AN EMAIL EVER, IN THE ENTIRE WORLD. god i hate these fucking machines. if you got one of those emails and have, you know, ALREADY RECEIVED YOUR STUFF A WEEK OR THREE AGO, please disregard.
for the rest of you...i'm on vaction. will get you orders out asap when i return home. sorry for the delay.
cripes.